(You didn't think I could leave the day on a negative note, did you?)
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programing to bring you images of the Chicken Zombie Apocalypse currently taking place in Virginia!
It's a terrible thing to behold! You can't hear poor Jack screaming as there are too many zombie chickens in his mouth! Jack was never known for being a potential Mensa member, but so far the zombie chickens have eaten most of any brains the poor guy had left... and quite a bit of his face, too!
Jack used to smile all the time, but now he bears the most macabre expression. Never again will he fall for the old "Just a quick peck on the cheek" thing. Lies! They didn't have friendly kissing in mind, but evil brain and face guzzling intentions!
And now the unthinkable! They're eating Demonic Hello Kitty!
Uhhh.... "Goodbye Kitty?"
Om nom nom nom!
(And for those of you who may be wondering... yes - Iraq had a meltdown over the Hello Kitty pumpkin. We printed out the "before" photo of it, and she carried it around the rest of the day.)